oh god the rape fog is back!
babies were throwing up all over the place
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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