But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize