very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
