We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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