Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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