no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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