after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Randomize