i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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