guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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