I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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