sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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