i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
