I'm going to jail i love you
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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