Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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