The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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