Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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