Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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