I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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