Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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