Just mADE A PArabola og urine
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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