i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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