your thong is hanging out like whoa
high people should be assigned attendants
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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