this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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