i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
