these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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