Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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