I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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