I'm gonna have a badass scar
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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