if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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