I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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