How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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