i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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