shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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