I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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