My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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