Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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