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Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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