found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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