party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
