I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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