My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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