The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
my liver is dry heaving
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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