Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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