I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
