Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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