if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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