WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
the day after is always just damage control
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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