No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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