dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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