We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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