New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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