I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Randomize
