it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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