well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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