i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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