billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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