So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
