For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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