yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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